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"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 11/14/2016 at 19:17 • Filed to: None

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Are we running out of safety innovations to make? Because !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! seems to be reaching a bit. It’s called PRE-SAFE Sound, and the way it works sounds like a device they would use on the show Fringe.

When the car detects an imminent crash it blasts a certain frequency of pink noise through the speakers. This triggers a reflex that causes our ear bones to contract and effectively disconnects our hearing for a short while. This is intended to reduce hearing damage that may be caused by the crash.

TheHondaBro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/14/2016 at 19:27

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If it’s safety related in any way, I’m fine with it. Lexus made knee airbags and you don’t see me complaining about it.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TheHondaBro 11/14/2016 at 19:34

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But if they’re coming up with stuff like this it must mean we’re approaching peak safety. Innovations are gonna be getting incrementally smaller and smaller until they stop.

TheHondaBro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/14/2016 at 19:36

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No, it doesn’t mean that at all.

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/14/2016 at 19:40

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So essentially its plays Gilbert Godfrey screaming.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 11/14/2016 at 19:43

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Ya pretty much.

Matt Nichelson > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/14/2016 at 19:44

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Minority Report in car form.

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/14/2016 at 19:52

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Not safe for lunch

Honeybunchesofgoats > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/14/2016 at 20:00

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Not to be outdone, Volvo has trained elves to plain soothing violin concertos when a crash is imminent.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Honeybunchesofgoats 11/14/2016 at 20:08

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Before getting axed, Saab was developing a unit in the center console that would dispense blankets and hot chocolate after a crash.

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/14/2016 at 22:13

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This actually seems like a great idea, if a bit over-the-top.

DynamicWeight > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/15/2016 at 13:00

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Ah yes, because when my car is about to crash, what I really need is a distracting sound to abruptly overwhelm my senses.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Honeybunchesofgoats 12/13/2016 at 19:41

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No they’re going to put a rhino on the top of the car, when a crash if detected the rhino will be launched toward the threat. The rhino will destroy , or deflect it so it won’t hit you,